Day 28 - DVD: 2nd Season Curb Your Enthusiasm - GONE!

I asked people to send me a joke!! So, here are the jokes I got... and the DVD is gone!

• What's green and smells like red paint?
  Green paint. Pretty good joke for a 7 y/o.
• There were two ducks sitting on a pond. One said, "quack." The other one said, "I was going to say that." :-D
• Why did the duck cross Michigan Avenue?
  Because it wanted to get to the Drake.
• Where do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles come from?
  Middle aged Mutant Ninja Parents.
  
  
• How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
  When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.
  
  
• You might be a redneck if
  

- The only Diploma on your wall is from DUI school.

• Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
  

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

• A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?'. and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

I have not yet looked at these links - so view at your own risk...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIutgtzwhAc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kUH3IqwVLI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsWYs9iA8U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-YXiSzJN_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuIZ0sin80c